1 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:07,679 {\an8}Caerfedw Castle, 1296 - 2 00:00:07,680 --> 00:00:10,639 {\an8}the turbulent epicentre of buzzing tensions 3 00:00:10,640 --> 00:00:12,719 {\an8}between an ambitious England, 4 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:15,279 {\an8}with its sights set on these hills, 5 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:19,040 and a fierce Wales, determined to fight them. 6 00:00:20,240 --> 00:00:24,480 Tensions that led to war. 7 00:00:26,240 --> 00:00:29,719 The bloody battle lasted 14 days. 8 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:33,639 The Welsh, having repelled the English, 9 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:35,960 faced an even greater foe... 10 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:40,519 ...fire! 11 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:45,239 The great fire of 1296 destroyed the town of Caerfedw 12 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:46,719 and reached the castle walls, 13 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:49,159 but the castle stood firm, 14 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:51,920 and still stands to this day. 15 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:56,560 BIRD CAWS 16 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:01,599 Eddie! Home time! 17 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:03,719 Edsie, I'll nick your car if you don't come out! 18 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:04,759 Eddie! 19 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:06,119 Can't we just leave him, Pol-o? 20 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:08,519 No, I have to sign you all out. 21 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:09,759 Rules are rules. 22 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:11,119 Gah, typical Eddie! 23 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:13,079 He's gone AWOL to ruin my hot date. 24 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:14,399 - Eddie! - But it won't work. 25 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:16,799 The stuff I've been texting this bloke, he'll wait! 26 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:18,239 I really think, with my status, 27 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:20,159 I should be exempt from any rules. 28 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:22,879 - Eddie! - I've been on Question Time, for God's sake. 29 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:24,239 Yeah, me too. 30 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:26,639 - This is affecting my mental health. - Found him! 31 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:29,959 Right, keep him there because I'm gonna kill him! 32 00:01:29,960 --> 00:01:32,519 Uh, I don't think you need to. 33 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:34,239 Wait... Wait, what? 34 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:35,719 What the hell is going on? 35 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:38,279 What's going on? BIRD CAWS 36 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:40,239 Over here. 37 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:41,639 Oh, my God! 38 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:43,759 - Eddie! - Oh, my God! 39 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:47,640 Eddie! 40 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:04,559 INDISTINCT CHATTER 41 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:05,959 {\an8}What a mess! 42 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:07,799 {\an8}All this because of a rave. 43 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:09,559 {\an8}Must have been a hell of a rave. 44 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:12,639 {\an8}Wasn't a rave for our victim, though. Wasn't a rave at all. 45 00:02:12,640 --> 00:02:14,159 {\an8}I'll stop saying "rave". 46 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:16,119 {\an8}It was a good one, though. 47 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:17,959 {\an8}Proper old-school acid house, 48 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:19,560 {\an8}Paul Oakenfold vibe. 49 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:21,919 {\an8}So I heard. 50 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:23,679 {\an8}So that's where you were on Saturday night! 51 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:25,719 {\an8}I thought we were going to have a Cluedo marathon. 52 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:27,559 If you staying in my spare room is going to work out, 53 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:28,879 the words Cluedo and marathon 54 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:30,039 are never happening together. 55 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:31,359 All right! 56 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,079 Baxter, Mallowan. 57 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:34,799 Caerfedw Castle, eh? 58 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:37,719 Had some great days out with the girls here. 59 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:39,559 First place my Kayleigh ever said 60 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:41,039 she wished she was adopted. 61 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:42,279 HE CHUCKLES 62 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:43,879 Good afternoon, DI Mallowan, ma'am. 63 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:46,679 Whoa! You don't have to call me ma'am. 64 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:48,159 I might be a DI now, 65 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:50,839 but I'm still regular old J-Dog. 66 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:53,799 No, no offence, but you can't pull off being a J-Dog. 67 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:54,999 I think I can. 68 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,319 So, who have we got? 69 00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:59,519 Oh, Eddie Morris, owner of a local car dealership. 70 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:01,599 He was here doing community service. 71 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:02,799 Suicide? 72 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:04,479 Most likely a fall or push. 73 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:05,879 Won't know more till the PM. 74 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:08,199 What was he doing on the top of the castle tower 75 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:10,759 when he should be down here clearing the rubbish? 76 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:13,279 I can answer that. His phone was found up there. 77 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:14,839 Must have gone up to get a signal. 78 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:17,119 Well, fingers crossed for an open-and-shut fall 79 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:19,479 cos we've got the pub quiz tonight. You coming? 80 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:22,799 Not with this and the three-foot pile of reports on my desk. 81 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:24,559 That's the greasy pole, Mallowan. 82 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:26,479 The more you climb it, the harder you work. 83 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:27,719 Take it from me. 84 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:29,879 I've had a lifetime climbing the pole. 85 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:32,919 Then how come you've got time to go to pub quizzes? 86 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:36,559 Because I'm right at the top of the greasy pole, 87 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:38,519 where it's no longer greasy. 88 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:41,759 In fact, it's sticky at the top of the greasy pole. 89 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:43,999 It's the bit between the top and the bottom 90 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,399 that's greasy and hard. 91 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,199 - All right? - Yeah. - Mm. 92 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:49,720 I'm going back to the station. 93 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:53,079 How did you get on with the witnesses? 94 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:56,159 Mixed bag. The big bloke, Warren, he doesn't say much 95 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:57,559 and he really scares me. 96 00:03:57,560 --> 00:03:59,359 And is he still staring at me? 97 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:03,039 Uh, yeah. Yeah, he's really staring at you. 98 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:04,679 Now, I need you to find out 99 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:06,959 why Eddie Morris was doing community service. 100 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:08,039 I already know that. 101 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,599 I was the arresting officer. 102 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:10,879 Public order offence. 103 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:13,359 Eddie and his ex-wife Sally. 104 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:15,079 That's her sitting down over there. 105 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:16,919 They vandalised each other's houses, 106 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:19,239 pressed charges for criminal damage on each other 107 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:21,039 rather than back down. 108 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:22,799 - Well, find out her movements. - On it, ma'am... 109 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:24,880 J-Dog, ma'am. JANIE CHUCKLES 110 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:29,119 - - A prominent community figure. 111 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:31,159 Hmm, yes. 112 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:34,399 People like that accumulate enemies on the way to the top. 113 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:37,279 Yes, Chapel. Jealousy? Maybe. 114 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:39,039 So does that mean you do or you don't 115 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:40,399 want shepherd's pie tonight? 116 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:41,639 I do. 117 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:42,839 HE GRIZZLES 118 00:04:42,840 --> 00:04:45,199 It's Caerfedw Castle. 119 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:48,199 I did a little promotional video for them once, yeah. 120 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:50,599 The result was considered ground-breaking. 121 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:52,959 Well, so I believe. Um, you know... 122 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,239 SHE CHUCKLES 123 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:56,239 I used to take Janie there when she was little. 124 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:57,679 Oh, yeah? 125 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:59,639 Why don't we ask her round for dinner tonight? 126 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:01,039 That's a good idea. 127 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:04,599 You'd be wasting your breath, of course. She'll say no. 128 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:06,639 Can't keep ignoring her own mother. 129 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,599 Well, I think you're underestimating 130 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,559 the depth of her pig-headedness. 131 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,560 Well, her determination. 132 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:15,119 Sorry. 133 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:16,959 It is you, isn't it? 134 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:18,039 Caesar. 135 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:19,279 John Chapel. 136 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:20,959 Caesar's the name of the character. 137 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:23,359 I didn't recognise you with that goatee, ha. 138 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:25,359 Oh, it does lend the jawline, 139 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:27,759 I suppose, a certain strength, yeah. 140 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:30,080 Yes, it gives you a chin! SHE CHUCKLES 141 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:34,199 Pfft! Eh? 142 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,039 - Oh, you'd better run... - Oh! 143 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:38,320 ...or you're going to be late for Linda. 144 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,279 Oh, they got my muffin wrong! 145 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:45,039 No. No, that was me. 146 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,519 I know you wanted the blueberry, 147 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:48,679 but I got you the brown one because, deep down, 148 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:50,479 from a truly character point of view, 149 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:53,399 you know you'd regret the blueberry one. 150 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:55,040 Bye-bye. Now... 151 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:58,599 ...text me, won't you, when you get to Linda's? 152 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:00,679 You let me know you're safe, Vonny. 153 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:02,159 PHONE RINGS 154 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:03,280 Oh. 155 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:05,920 Well, well, well. 156 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,839 I thought you might need my help. 157 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:11,599 I don't need his help! 158 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:13,599 If you're right, and this is a murder, 159 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:16,119 we should have our official consultant helping! 160 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:18,079 But I thought you couldn't stand him. 161 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:20,399 I can't. That thing he does when you can't tell 162 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:21,959 if he's talking to you or himself, 163 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:24,359 like an Uber driver - very annoying. 164 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:25,400 Oh, thank you. 165 00:06:26,840 --> 00:06:28,759 Then how come you've changed your tune?! 166 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:30,999 Because my boss thinks it's a good idea. 167 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,799 Look, part of being senior is, 168 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:36,959 if you think your boss's ideas are good ideas, 169 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:39,359 you get this wonderful thing called a quiet life. 170 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:40,799 But I can't work with him! 171 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:42,239 It's been three months. 172 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:44,039 Can't you two patch things up? 173 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:45,719 He crossed a line! 174 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:48,199 How would you feel if he was sleeping with your mam? 175 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:51,119 I'd be mortified. She's been dead since 2015! 176 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:53,079 Why would you even suggest that?! 177 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:55,279 Can you give us a minute, please, Mr Chapel? 178 00:06:55,280 --> 00:06:57,160 Certainly, Chief Inspector. 179 00:06:58,280 --> 00:06:59,759 I'm supposed to be in charge now. 180 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:01,479 Let me lead this my way! 181 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:03,399 Yes, you're in charge. 182 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:05,439 But we still haven't filled your DS role, 183 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:06,719 so we're short here. 184 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:10,399 He's helped us a lot in the past, so suck up the order. 185 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:11,600 Greasy pole. 186 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:15,480 That'll be all! 187 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:19,119 Not bad, my dear Chaudhry. 188 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:20,679 Don't get too close, Chaudhry. 189 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:21,959 He'll only shag your mam. 190 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:25,079 Oh! Oh, I've missed that rapier wit. 191 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:26,319 Glad you're here, ma'am. 192 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:28,879 We've had forensics back on Eddie Morris's phone. 193 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:31,759 There were no fingerprints on it, not even Eddie's. 194 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:34,519 Someone must have wiped it to cover their tracks. 195 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:36,599 It has to be murder. This is huge! 196 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:38,759 Mildly interesting at best. 197 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:39,959 Typical. 198 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:43,159 Focusing on curious objects, ignoring motives. 199 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:45,159 One other interesting thing about Eddie's phone - 200 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:46,759 he shouldn't have had it on him. 201 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:48,599 The group are only allowed them at lunch. 202 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:50,359 He took it because he urgently needed to get 203 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:51,519 in contact with somebody? 204 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:53,239 Possibly, Chapel. Yeah, possibly. 205 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:55,239 Chaudhry, get on to his phone provider, 206 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:57,279 see if we can find out who his last call was to. 207 00:07:57,280 --> 00:08:01,239 Will do. Oh, Eddie's bank accounts show he had big money troubles. 208 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:03,479 Apparently, he was stalling on the divorce. 209 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:05,679 Now Sally gets everything - and the house. 210 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:07,719 Right! 211 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:10,439 Well, how's that for a pretty big motive? 212 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:11,679 No. 213 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:13,319 Sally wouldn't kill Eddie. 214 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:14,479 Completely out of character. 215 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:15,999 Look at the arrests. 216 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,519 Both could easily have backed down from their war. 217 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:20,879 It would have saved them the indignity of criminal charges, 218 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:24,199 but, look, they carried on because they needed their arguments. 219 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:25,759 They needed each other. 220 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:28,639 It'd take more than money for Sally to kill her soulmate. 221 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:31,919 Yeah, well, maybe he bonked her mam! 222 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:33,999 Oh, now you're just being childish. 223 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,359 You know, we could talk about this, 224 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:37,639 but, no, no, that's not your style. 225 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:40,199 - If it wasn't Sally, then who was it? - How do I know? 226 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:42,159 I need to find out more about the group members, 227 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:45,799 what drives them, their secrets, their motives, 228 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:47,959 their assignations. 229 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:49,319 - Chaudhry! - Mm? 230 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:51,159 Get on to Probation and the Super. 231 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:53,839 See if we can get Mr Chapel signed up to 232 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:56,079 the Community Payback group. 233 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:57,319 Do what? 234 00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:59,399 If it gets you closer to the group and out of my hair - 235 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:00,479 win-win. 236 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:02,399 Playing a criminal? 237 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:03,719 It's against type. 238 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:05,679 It's often a big plus. 239 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:09,479 Might be a chance to revisit the physiological intricacies 240 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:13,239 that I applied to my revelatory Tartuffe at the Almeida. 241 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:14,559 Shave the goatee first. 242 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:17,039 You want to look dodge, but not that kind of dodge. 243 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:18,880 - Good note. - Right, I'm off. 244 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:22,079 And tell Mam I'm not coming for dinner. 245 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:23,760 It'll only taste of betrayal. 246 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:27,479 It's shepherd's pie. 247 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:29,039 Great - now you've taken 248 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:31,040 Mam's shepherd's pie from me, too! 249 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:35,720 HE SIGHS 250 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:42,559 Well, I'm not proud of my actions. Defacing a speed camera? 251 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:44,079 What motivated me? 252 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:47,599 Well, I'd just had enough of living in the surveillance culture. 253 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:50,039 - Yeah, didn't ask, mate. - Quite right, yes. 254 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:52,959 Man cannot be observed 24/7 by a faceless state. 255 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:55,399 We live in the free world, don't we? Not a panopticon! 256 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:58,279 Right, I understood about half of that. 257 00:09:58,280 --> 00:10:00,159 - Here's your tabard, love. - Oh. 258 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:03,439 Now, before we start, I want to give everyone another chance 259 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:05,079 to own up about what happened. 260 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:07,239 What, Eddie? He fell, didn't he? 261 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,479 No, my missing mug! 262 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:12,119 If it's on that table by the end of the day, 263 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:14,399 there'll be no questions asked. DOOR CLOSES 264 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:16,319 It has sentimental value. 265 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:17,959 Sorry, sorry. Car trouble. 266 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:19,519 Car still stink of arses? 267 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:22,439 There is still an unpleasant smell, yes, Liam. 268 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:24,519 I spent all morning trying to get to the bottom of it. 269 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:25,759 I'm stumped. 270 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:27,399 I can nick you a new one if you want. 271 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:28,679 No, you can't, Liam. 272 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:31,079 And it's lucky you're not 30 seconds later, Angela, 273 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:32,799 or there'd be a red sticker. 274 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,919 Would have broken our perfect streak. 275 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:36,359 Red sticker? 276 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:38,079 Attendance chart. 277 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:40,119 I used to use them in teaching. 278 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:42,439 Right! We'd best get going if we're going to have this place 279 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:43,920 up and running for half term! 280 00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:48,760 - Yes, John Chapel. - Hi. - Do you fancy buddying up? 281 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:51,719 - No. - Right. 282 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:53,600 Well, we can just chat, then. 283 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:57,039 - No. - No? All right, great. 284 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:58,399 Well, thanks for the talk. 285 00:10:58,400 --> 00:10:59,519 It was illuminating. JOHN CHUCKLES 286 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:01,999 Oh, I wouldn't get on the wrong side of Wozza. 287 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,799 I heard he's in here for killing a bloke. 288 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:06,559 Community service for murder? 289 00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:08,719 Oh, yeah. No, it weren't true. He got done for shoplifting. 290 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:11,759 But still, if there's rumours going round you killed someone, 291 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:13,119 you must be nails. 292 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:16,359 Oh, well, good to know that, uh...? 293 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:18,399 Liam. You're famous, aren't you? 294 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:21,799 Well, I spent some time in the public eye, yeah. 295 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:25,279 Actually, Liam, do you think you could humour me for a second? 296 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:27,159 Would you say you're more familiar with me 297 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:30,439 as a theatre actor or film and TV star? 298 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,639 Nah, I recognise you from your dead video. 299 00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:34,479 - Oh. - It's been doing our heads in. - Right. 300 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:37,599 I'm actually surprised that you came in today. 301 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:40,039 I heard there was a... death. 302 00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:41,679 Yeah, they made us come in. 303 00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:44,439 Proper shook us all up, though, especially Ange. 304 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:45,919 - Really? - Yeah. 305 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:49,119 She wanted to do a runner before the feds turned up. 306 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:51,759 Th-That's interesting. Hmm, yes. 307 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:54,439 Ooh, no. Now, this is actually a good bit. 308 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:57,159 VIDEO PLAYS IN BACKGROUND 309 00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:59,000 No, we haven't got time for this. 310 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,000 ...and farewell, King! 311 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,239 Oh, careful! 312 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:10,159 You're splashing Red Bull on my Jimmy Choos! 313 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:11,519 Oh, my apologies. 314 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:13,919 I'm so... I'm just new to all this. 315 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:16,759 I was hoping we might pair up, you know? 316 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:19,919 Yeah. Angela Vaughan, MS for South Carmarthen. 317 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:21,879 Oh. HE CHUCKLES 318 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:24,199 I'm well aware of your reputation, Minister. 319 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:26,119 No, it's an honour to meet you, truly. 320 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,239 It's an honour. 321 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:30,159 It's good to have someone else here that's in the public eye. 322 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:34,319 Well, I only hope we haven't fallen too far from grace. 323 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:38,719 Aren't you here because you crashed your car into a... 324 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:40,399 Into a holiday home? 325 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:42,279 Only the front wall. 326 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:43,999 It was a protest. 327 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:48,159 You know, those rentals are stopping decent local people 328 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:50,399 from living in their own communities. 329 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:51,599 And I thought, 330 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:54,039 "Well, if they can destroy local Welsh communities, 331 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:56,839 "I can destroy their retaining walls." 332 00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:58,719 Mm, that was quite good. 333 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:00,479 I'll have to remember that for the News At Six. 334 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,799 It's made you quite the local hero. 335 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:05,879 Well, I'm only here to do my time, 336 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:08,199 but it has been quite good for me, 337 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:09,999 you know, to actually get to know 338 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,519 some real salt-of-the-earth people. 339 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:14,479 If we're so salt of the earth, 340 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:16,719 how come you wore a stab vest in your first week? 341 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:19,479 It was a reinforced thermal gilet. 342 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:21,319 WOZZA SCOFFS Yeah, right. 343 00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:23,879 I only hope you don't get caught up 344 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:26,960 in the scandal of this death yesterday. 345 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:29,559 Hardly knew Eddie. 346 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:32,639 How come you kept talking about your body all the time, then, huh? 347 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:33,879 - Yeah. - It's rank! 348 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:36,759 My... My bodywork! 349 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:40,719 - Ooh! - Eddie had his mechanics repair the bodywork of my car 350 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,559 after the crash, that's all. 351 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:43,640 Right. 352 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:48,239 If there was a scandal about the whole affair, 353 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:52,799 Eddie and young Liam kept going off together. 354 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:54,239 Very odd. 355 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:55,560 Yeah. 356 00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:59,079 PHONE RINGS 357 00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:00,639 Charles Caesar. 358 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:03,719 Kindly spare me the pleasantries and cut to the chase. 359 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:05,039 Can I turn this off? 360 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:07,560 Yeah, I only had it on cos I was waiting for Downton. 361 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:10,719 So what do you want to know? 362 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:13,919 Uh, well, I'm just following up on your husband's de... 363 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:16,120 Oh, you've left the teabag in! 364 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:20,480 Sorry. This... This must be a very difficult time for you. 365 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:23,919 They've given me leave from community service - 366 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:25,959 compassionate grounds. 367 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:28,839 I was thinking I might go to Alicante, process the grief. 368 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:30,279 There's some good deals on. 369 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:33,559 Alicante? Er, you can't go swanning off to Portugal. 370 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:35,599 - Spain. - I was going to say Spain. 371 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,119 No, um... SHE CLEARS HER THROAT 372 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:39,199 This is a suspicious death, you know. 373 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:40,399 You can't leave town. 374 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:43,239 Typical bloody Eddie, ruining my plans even when he's dead! 375 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:45,479 SHE SNIFFLES 376 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:46,600 Sorry. 377 00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:49,760 SHE SIGHS 378 00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:54,399 I did love him. 379 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:55,600 And I hated him. 380 00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:58,879 We were like Taylor and Burton. 381 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:01,239 God, we knew how to row. 382 00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:03,319 But the make-up sex - pfft! - another level. 383 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:04,559 You don't have to tell me. 384 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:07,279 Like two cats in a sack, just going at it. 385 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:09,199 Neighbours banging on the walls. 386 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,559 Hours, we'd be going for. 387 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:12,799 - Sh... - And I'm not talking standard missionary. 388 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:14,959 - This was top-shelf stuff. - Moving on... 389 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:17,799 The fallout that led to your arrest must have been bigger than normal. 390 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,000 What happened? 391 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:21,600 Sorry, sorry. 392 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:23,839 SHE SIGHS 393 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,559 We were selling the house 394 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:28,559 when Eddie suddenly decided he wanted a bigger cut. 395 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,039 Said he was skint. 396 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:32,279 - You thought he was lying? - I know he was lying. 397 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:33,879 I caught him out. 398 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:36,199 His Amazon account still delivers here, 399 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:40,239 and last week, a package turned up from some ski-wear company. 400 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,439 Skint Eddie Morris can afford to go skiing? 401 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:44,239 If he was here now, I'd bloody kill him. 402 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:45,359 SHE SNIFFS 403 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:46,440 I didn't kill him. 404 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:50,440 I just wish I'd made things up before... 405 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:54,919 Some things are hard to forgive. 406 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,080 And now he's dead. 407 00:15:57,280 --> 00:16:00,439 And all that rowing seems so stupid now. 408 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:02,559 - Sorry. - No, it's... 409 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:05,079 Shh... SHE SNIFFS 410 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:06,999 Try and take your mind off Eddie. 411 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,159 Yeah. 412 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:12,759 Why don't I pop on the radio? Yeah. Um... 413 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:13,959 JINGLE PLAYS 414 00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:16,519 ♪ Get down to Eddie Morris Autos... ♪ 415 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:18,159 Oh, yeah. RADIO STOPS 416 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:20,560 SHE SOBS, SNIFFLES 417 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,480 PHONE RINGS 418 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,159 Chaudhry! 419 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:27,439 Thought you'd want to hear this. 420 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:29,959 We've had Eddie Morris's phone records back. 421 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:32,279 Any news on who he called before he died? 422 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:36,279 There was one call at 2.40pm to Eddie Morris Autos. 423 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:37,319 Great. 424 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:38,359 Thanks, Chaudhry. 425 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:41,639 I'll, uh, get down to Eddie Morris Autos right now. 426 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:43,319 Oh, I love that advert. 427 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:47,199 - - ♪ Get down to Eddie Morris Autos! ♪ 428 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,880 - We haven't got time for this. - Sorry, ma'am. 429 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:55,119 - - Ah, the honest sweat of rehabilitative work, 430 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:58,399 giving back productively for our wrongs, 431 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:01,880 laying a redemptive brick in the wall of society. 432 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:06,999 For was it not Keats that said, "Ah, happy, happy bough"? 433 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,919 Polly, can I punch the new bloke? 434 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:10,479 He's really getting on my nerves. 435 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:12,039 No, you can't, Warren. 436 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:14,840 I don't care how annoying he is, you play nice. 437 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:27,080 What are you in for, mate? 438 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,279 Gang stuff. You wouldn't get it. 439 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:30,399 Oh, I do. 440 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,719 When Caesar went up against Lewis on ITV, 441 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,439 it was tribal. 442 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:36,599 But then ten million viewers against 7.2... 443 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:38,719 - HE INHALES - ...I'll leave you to be the judge 444 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,839 who won that particular gang war. 445 00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:42,439 Although Kevin is a dear friend, 446 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:44,519 so keep that under your hat, will you? 447 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:48,480 I'm talking, like, serious gang war zone stuff. 448 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:51,599 Where I'm from, it's always kicking off. 449 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,999 Where's that, then? The tough side of Cardiff? 450 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,399 Abergavenny. 451 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:56,999 See, I'm from the east side. 452 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,359 That's, uh, everything east of Argos. 453 00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:02,359 I think I saw reports of that on Newsnight, yeah. 454 00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:03,759 Yeah, the thing is, though, right, 455 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:05,599 this west side kid called Connor was mouthing off 456 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,639 in the kebab shop on the east side, 457 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:08,800 so I punched him. 458 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:13,319 Well, I punched his bike, but, like, really hard. 459 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:14,719 Ah, well, 460 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:17,320 we're all paying our dues now, aren't we? 461 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:20,839 Except for Eddie, of course. 462 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:24,239 You and he were, um, close? 463 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:25,919 More than just friends? 464 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:28,280 Is that why you went off together? 465 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:32,799 I didn't think anybody knew. 466 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,839 I don't know what it was about him. 467 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:37,120 I just get this thing for older men. 468 00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:41,079 Actually feeling it pretty strongly for you right now. 469 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:42,519 Oh, right. Um... 470 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:44,799 Well, I'm flattered, but... 471 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:46,599 You're pulling my leg, aren't you? 472 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:48,039 Yeah, I nearly had you, though. 473 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:50,279 - Admit it. - Yeah... - JOHN CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY 474 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:53,479 He just helped me out, like. Job interview training. 475 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,239 We were allowed. Polly said we could. 476 00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:57,759 You were thinking about your career prospects? 477 00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:59,119 Got to turn my life around. 478 00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:00,559 Mam sees me going out every morning. 479 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,999 She knows all it takes is some west side kid with a grudge, 480 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,880 and I'm coming home in a body bag. 481 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:12,759 So sad about Eddie. 482 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,759 We've paid our respects in a classy way. 483 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:15,799 Balloons. 484 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,359 Plus, we're knocking 395 485 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:19,359 off all second-hand hatchbacks in Eddie's memory. 486 00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:21,999 Ah, great. Um... 487 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,759 Now, on the afternoon of Eddie's death, 488 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:27,719 he rang here at 2.40pm. 489 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:29,279 We think that was important. 490 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:32,559 He did, but that was just about the rotas for today. 491 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:34,279 He'd given our security guard tonight off, 492 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:35,759 and then decided to put 'em back on. 493 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:36,919 Right mess. 494 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:39,519 Well, I'm going to need Eddie's diary, 495 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:42,039 and if you have access to his office safe, 496 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:43,399 anything from there. 497 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,400 I'll be just a minute. 498 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,320 Ooh. 499 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:10,280 Nee-naw, nee-naw, nee-naw, nee-naw. 500 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:12,880 Stop! HORN BLARES 501 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:15,400 Um... 502 00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:20,240 SHE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY Good horn. 503 00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:23,199 There you go. 504 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,999 Diary. Safe didn't have much in. 505 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,639 Uh, logbook for an SUV. 506 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:30,359 No idea why he was keeping that there. 507 00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:32,519 And a big Fruit and Nut bar. 508 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:35,039 I'm going to need to take all that in as evidence, 509 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:37,759 especially the Fruit and Nut. 510 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:39,239 Um, before I go, 511 00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:42,079 can you think of anyone that might want Eddie dead? 512 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:43,999 Pfft! Back in the day, 513 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,639 Clive Ball at Ball Motors over in Abercadi. 514 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:48,919 But Clive's been dead eight years. 515 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:51,039 Anyone alive? 516 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:53,999 There was that one bloke at his community service. 517 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,480 The big fella - Warren. 518 00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:01,119 Eddie Morris is the reason why Warren's here. 519 00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:03,359 He saw him stealing from an antique shop 520 00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:04,719 and made a citizen's arrest. 521 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:07,519 A bit out of character, isn't it, for the Incredible Hulk? 522 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:10,119 - We'd better have a word with him. - No, I'd better. 523 00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:12,679 Look, he's in there, and I don't need your help, 524 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:16,399 you... high-vis mother-stealer. 525 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,319 Oh, look, come on. 526 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,039 You can't stay in this... 527 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,799 What is it your mother calls it? 528 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,999 - A pwdi. - I'm not in a pwdi! 529 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,839 Yes, you are. You're pwdi-ing! 530 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:27,759 No! I'm going! 531 00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:29,120 JOHN SIGHS 532 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:33,759 Eddie's the reason why you're here. 533 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,159 - Why didn't you tell us? - You didn't ask. 534 00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:38,919 Uh, private meeting here! 535 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:40,959 Uh, not having your lot 536 00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:43,239 interview one of my fellow offenders on his own. 537 00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:44,519 You'll twist things, deceive. 538 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,239 Oh, that's rich coming from you. 539 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:48,439 - Do you two know each other? - No. - No. - No. 540 00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,279 No, I just want to look out for you, 541 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:51,959 Warren, mate. Yeah, I... 542 00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:55,520 I've been through the system. I know what it's like. 543 00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:59,119 If I let you stay, will you shut up? 544 00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:03,399 So, did you see Eddie on the morning of his death? 545 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:04,800 No. 546 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:08,999 - Uh... - He'd been off with Liam. 547 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,719 Practising job interview techniques. 548 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:13,999 Very magnanimous of Eddie, I would say. 549 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,599 Well, they stopped helping us, but Polly has her favourites. 550 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:19,119 Liam gets away with murder. 551 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:21,959 She let him swan in at noon when he slept in once, 552 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:23,879 gave him the best litter-picker. 553 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:25,920 She used to give me that litter-picker. 554 00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:29,759 That lunchtime, do you know if Eddie was out of sorts 555 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:31,399 with anyone in the group? 556 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,079 I don't know. I have lunch in the back office. 557 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:34,239 I like to be alone. 558 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:38,680 "Solitude sometimes is best society." John Milton. 559 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,559 Just don't want anyone stealing my Hula Hoops, 560 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:46,160 so stay away from my Hula Hoops. 561 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,399 ...Fire! 562 00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:50,839 But that was weird. 563 00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:52,439 Last week, I came in here 564 00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:54,799 and I found Eddie on his own staring at that video. 565 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,519 It's like he was transfixed. 566 00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:59,479 Just out of curiosity, the shoplifting 567 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:02,559 at the antique store - what did you steal? 568 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:03,879 Just a Japanese vase. 569 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:05,759 They couldn't sell it. It was broken anyway. 570 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:07,519 - So why steal it? - Cos I like nicking things. 571 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,519 Look, I didn't like Eddie. 572 00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:11,639 I don't really like anyone. 573 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:14,679 - I sense you're warming to me. - I can't stand you. 574 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:17,559 But it didn't matter. Eddie was leaving anyway. 575 00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:19,239 I heard Polly on the phone 576 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:21,239 with the probation services the other day. 577 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:23,999 She was going to get him transferred to another group. 578 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,240 I'm going now. 579 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:31,159 DOOR CLOSES 580 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:34,399 You asked to have Eddie removed from the group. 581 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:35,799 Firstly, why? 582 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:36,920 Secondly... 583 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,159 ...why? 584 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,839 He and Sally were doing my head in. 585 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:44,399 Too disruptive. 586 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:47,479 One minute, Sally's threatening to chop his meat and two veg off, 587 00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:51,239 the next she's flirting and bringing him in special lunches. 588 00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:53,239 It's like being a teacher. 589 00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,279 You get a pair of teenagers split up, 590 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:57,159 emotions all over the place, 591 00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:59,559 the whole class becomes a write-off. 592 00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:02,079 How come you left teaching behind? 593 00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:04,599 The same reason everyone does - 594 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,879 hours, paperwork, stress. 595 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:09,319 I mean, this lot might be criminals, 596 00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:12,999 but they're a walk in the park compared to 30 Year 11s. 597 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,760 Now, I really do have to get on. 598 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,919 Right, let's get back to the visitor centre, 599 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:25,079 see what Warren's really doing in that back office. 600 00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:26,480 - Let's go. - All right. 601 00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:35,999 Oh, it's locked. That's interesting. 602 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,279 SHE SNIFFS 603 00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:38,720 Is it me, or does it smell a bit... 604 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:43,799 - ...farty in here? - Oh, how incredibly puerile. 605 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:45,239 Even... Phew! HE SNIFFS 606 00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:47,160 Yeah, it smell a bit farty, doesn't it? 607 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,119 Or is it fishy? 608 00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:53,320 Ooh, someone not wanting to leave fingerprints. 609 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:57,599 Ugh! SHE SNIFFS 610 00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:59,639 Ugh! Fishy-farty! 611 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:00,999 Phwoar! Ugh! 612 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,639 What the hell's been going on in here? 613 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,399 - Open that! - What? Oh, all right. 614 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,319 OK, yeah. Don't touch my... 615 00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:10,039 - Well, don't get it in... OK. - Oh. 616 00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:11,680 BOTH GROAN 617 00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:16,120 I'll get that sent to the lab, see if it links to Eddie. 618 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:21,159 Shall we compare notes later? At my place? 619 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,080 Got your Bourbons in. 620 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:25,759 All right, fine. 621 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:26,960 PHONE CHIMES 622 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:30,959 Ooh, that's Baxter. 623 00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:33,079 PM's in. 624 00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:37,119 Cause of death is head injury from the fall. 625 00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:39,039 A couple of interesting things. 626 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:40,799 Firstly, the killer slipped up, 627 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:42,599 left their ID in Eddie's pocket. 628 00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:43,639 - What? - Joking. 629 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:45,639 But it was definitely murder. 630 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:48,519 Defence wounds on the arms, a couple of scratch marks. 631 00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:49,919 Sent samples for testing. 632 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:51,519 Great. Anything else? 633 00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:53,919 Yeah. There was a rash all over his body. 634 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,679 - Ugh! - Yeah, it looks like an allergic reaction or something. 635 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:58,159 Weird. Why... 636 00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:00,799 Are you keeping your granola here? 637 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:02,239 Oh, yeah. 638 00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,519 Well, someone kept eating it at home, so... 639 00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:07,559 Well, someone was starving and hadn't had time to go to the shops. 640 00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:09,679 It's still not someone's granola, is it? 641 00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:11,199 Six quid a box, that is! 642 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:12,999 Six quid a box? What's in it, diamonds? 643 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,959 All right, all right. I'll buy my own granola. 644 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:18,439 Thank you. 645 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:19,759 Oh, are you in tonight? 646 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:21,199 There's a new reality show on. 647 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:22,959 Looks right up our street. 648 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:24,959 Love Prison, right? 649 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:26,639 Eight couples are sent to prison, 650 00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:29,119 but here's the twist - the guards are hot. 651 00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:32,479 God, sounds really good, but I can't. 652 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:34,560 I've got to go and see a colleague. 653 00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:39,240 HE INHALES DEEPLY 654 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:41,999 HE EXHALES NOISILY 655 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,119 Oh, God, what's happening? 656 00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:48,039 - Well, it's yoga's Lion's Breath pose. - Well, a bit of a warning. 657 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:51,039 - I thought you were having a stroke! - I'm decompressing! 658 00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:55,039 Spending all day in character is incredibly taxing, actually. 659 00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,719 Being me, but not me... 660 00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:59,279 Well, if you're done decompressing, 661 00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:00,639 do you want to come and help me with this murder? 662 00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:02,679 HE GROANS 663 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:04,479 Shake it out! 664 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:07,199 What do you reckon to this rash over Eddie's body? 665 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:10,319 Baffling but trivial, from a character perspective. 666 00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:13,079 Uh, doesn't speak of any motive. 667 00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:15,119 All right, rude. 668 00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:16,959 Sally had the most to gain, 669 00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:20,639 but we now have Warren with a motive - revenge. 670 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:23,240 Warren is certainly interesting. Yeah. 671 00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:27,159 He's hiding something behind the hard-man exterior. 672 00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:29,039 What do you make of Liam? 673 00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:31,559 Well, he presents himself as a menace to society, 674 00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:33,919 but it's all a front. There's a quick mind there. 675 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,799 And the fact that he wanted job interview coaching 676 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:39,079 shows that he's interested in turning his life around. 677 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:41,359 That seems weird to me. 678 00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:46,319 Polly letting Liam and Eddie skive off to do interview coaching. 679 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:50,039 As Warren says, she did have her favourites. 680 00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:51,919 But it's unfair. 681 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,919 Have you ever known a teacher to be like that? 682 00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:55,679 It's totally out of character. 683 00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:58,359 Yes, that's very true. 684 00:27:58,360 --> 00:28:02,159 Seems like my antenna has rubbed off on you. 685 00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:05,559 - This could be a real crack in the case! - Mm. 686 00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:09,040 - It feels good doing this again, doesn't it? - Yeah. 687 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:12,239 But things can't go back to how they were. 688 00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:14,160 Not after what you did. 689 00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:18,360 HE SIGHS I did try not to. 690 00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:21,199 I'm sorry you're hurt, 691 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,199 but I didn't think I'd have the chance 692 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,960 to feel like that about another person again. 693 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,639 Whoa, you've got feelings for Mam? 694 00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:33,159 Of course. She's not just another notch on my bedpost. 695 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:36,080 She makes me feel alive again. She's opened me up! 696 00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:40,720 But I am sorry how it came about. 697 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:43,200 No, truly. 698 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:47,319 I'm sorry for pwdi-ing, 699 00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:51,039 and for spreading those rumours about you online... 700 00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:53,399 ...about your unhealthy interest in animals. 701 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,399 What? SHE GIGGLES 702 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:58,079 Let's see what we can find tomorrow, shall we? 703 00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:00,479 Mm, yeah, better not be late 704 00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:02,560 or I'll land myself a red sticker. 705 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:06,359 Of course. 706 00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:10,560 Ooh! That's why Polly let them do it! 707 00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:15,159 You let Eddie slack off because he threatened to expose you. 708 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:16,519 Absolutely not. 709 00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:18,119 This group has perfect attendance, 710 00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:22,039 but I know from Warren that Liam turned up hours late one morning. 711 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:24,479 You marked him down as being here when he wasn't, 712 00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:26,239 and that's a disciplinary offence! 713 00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:28,199 Bloody hell. Who's talking here? 714 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:30,039 John Chapel or Charles Caesar? 715 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:31,679 It's none of your business. 716 00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:34,559 I beg to differ! I'm here to be rehabilitated. 717 00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:36,879 The person leading that should be morally unquestionable, 718 00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:38,239 an example to the rest of us. 719 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:39,999 Liam's a nice boy! 720 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,279 If I'd reported his absence, he'd be chucked out. 721 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:43,719 That's not your call to make. 722 00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:45,679 Yes, but I know how this plays out. 723 00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:47,879 I've taught 100 Liams. 724 00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:50,519 A bit ADHD, a bit dyslexic, 725 00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:53,279 but he can't get any help because of the waiting lists. 726 00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:55,399 But Eddie found out what you did 727 00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:57,199 and saw an opportunity. 728 00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:59,119 Yes, I didn't like it, 729 00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:01,839 but at least he was doing something good. 730 00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:04,279 Now, I've got a lot to do before we get cracking, 731 00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:05,840 so goodbye. 732 00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:11,039 This rather changes the complexion of the case. 733 00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,880 What were Eddie and Liam really getting up to? 734 00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,400 I'd better catch up with them. 735 00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:20,479 Here you are. 736 00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:22,039 Hey. JOHN CHUCKLES 737 00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:23,480 - Warren. - Thank you. 738 00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:26,039 - Liam. - Hiya, guys. 739 00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:28,879 Sally! We didn't expect to see you! 740 00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:31,159 I found being at home too hard. 741 00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:33,159 Also, I heard there was a new famous member 742 00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:34,799 and I wanted a selfie. 743 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:38,839 John Chapel. I'm so sorry for your loss. 744 00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:41,680 It's been really tough, John. Thank you. 745 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:45,959 - Here. - Oh, welcome back, Sally. 746 00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:47,679 Like the new hairdo. 747 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:48,999 This? 748 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,559 Yes, well, I'm having to drive with the window down 749 00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,879 at the minute. Smell's gotten worse. 750 00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:55,799 Might have to get rid of the Range Rover. 751 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:59,119 I'm one of Wales's most prominent politicians. 752 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,039 My car has to be a reflection of me. 753 00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:04,239 Well, I'm sure Eddie would have done you a special deal. 754 00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:06,999 - - Are you sure you're all right to work? 755 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,839 Oh, Polly. I just wanted to see a friendly face. 756 00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:09,879 SHE TUTS Oh. 757 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:12,319 Yeah, I just needed to see a friendly face... 758 00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:15,679 - It's an interesting castle, this, isn't it, eh? - Oh, yeah. 759 00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:19,399 Do you know it actually dates back to 11... 760 00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:21,679 ...55? Yeah. 761 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:23,039 Ha-ha. 762 00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:25,560 It's well old, innit? It's Norman, actually. 763 00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:28,719 Polly's been teaching me all about the history. 764 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,199 - Are you into history, then? - Oh, no, not really. 765 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:34,119 I mean, I hated it at school, but, uh... 766 00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:37,279 - ...the castle's pretty cool. - Yeah, well, it's good to have interests. 767 00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,319 I mean, it's a thirst for knowledge! 768 00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:41,079 Do you think you might get into history? 769 00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:45,039 I mean, there's plenty of careers in heritage, you know. 770 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:46,839 Never really thought about it, Chaps. 771 00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:49,359 Where do you see yourself in five years? 772 00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:50,960 You must have some future goals. 773 00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:55,199 Well, these really are the sort of questions 774 00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:56,839 you should have answers for, 775 00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:59,880 after days of interview training with Eddie. 776 00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:08,800 ...Fire! 777 00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:13,679 Well, of course, the effects are almost primitive now. 778 00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:15,039 They look, you know... 779 00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:18,039 But I think there's a sort of retro feel to it 780 00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:21,079 that adds a certain arthouse quality to the piece. 781 00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:22,839 Very Roger Corman. 782 00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:24,679 Mm. 783 00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:27,439 Oh, just doesn't taste the same. 784 00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:29,399 I wish your Caesar were on the case. 785 00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:31,639 - He'd find my mug. - Yes, 786 00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:33,999 but I'm not sure the channel would have been entirely keen 787 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,679 on an episode about a mug theft. 788 00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:39,679 Mind you, you never know, given the current levels of banality 789 00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:42,439 in most mainstream TV drama. PHONE RINGS 790 00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:45,119 Uh, I just need to take this somewhere private. 791 00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:48,879 Radio Cymru want to talk to me about my brave crusade. 792 00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:51,960 Their words. Don't touch my sushi. 793 00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:55,919 - - Typical politician, that one, eh? 794 00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:57,199 Oh. 795 00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:59,039 Can't trust 'em as far as you can throw 'em. 796 00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:00,719 Oh, she's proper two-faced, John. 797 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:02,159 Yeah, yeah. 798 00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:04,759 Someone should take her down a peg or two. 799 00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:06,279 What was it, prawns or cheese? 800 00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:08,080 Prawns. 801 00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:12,639 Aha! I thought it was you who put the smell in her car. 802 00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:14,120 No, hang on a minute. 803 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:17,519 All right, fine. 804 00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:19,679 I just wanted to get my own back. 805 00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:22,239 Same way you got your own back on Eddie, yeah. 806 00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:23,999 I thought it was odd when Polly said 807 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,719 that you made him a special lunch and he got covered in a rash. 808 00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:30,599 What was it, uh, allergy? 809 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:32,119 Soy. 810 00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:33,159 Mm. 811 00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:35,239 - They both deserved it. - Oh. 812 00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:37,160 What happened, Sally, hmm? 813 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:43,439 Last few weeks, me and Eddie had been getting closer. 814 00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:45,199 I mean, the spark was still there. 815 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:46,759 Eddie was like a lit firework. 816 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:47,999 I knew I shouldn't go back there, 817 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,039 - but I always did. - And then - bang? 818 00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:51,999 - Oh, we always banged. - No. 819 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,199 I meant fireworks. You know? Bang! 820 00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:57,079 And then last week, I'm driving down the lanes 821 00:33:57,080 --> 00:34:00,079 and I see Eddie's car parked up in the lay-by, 822 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:03,160 the lay-by where people get up to things, if you know what I mean. 823 00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:08,359 Uh, h-how does getting revenge on Angela come into this? 824 00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:10,679 Well, I slowed down at Eddie's car, 825 00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:13,600 and she was in the passenger seat next to him. 826 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:20,199 OK, Eddie and I were having an affair. 827 00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:22,679 That's why we'd meet up in his car. 828 00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:25,639 Tell me, is it in the politician job description 829 00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:27,319 having to lie your arse off? 830 00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:30,039 Uh, my client is an upstanding citizen, 831 00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:31,959 here voluntarily. 832 00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:33,439 A national hero. 833 00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:35,079 And a weaver of lies! 834 00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:38,679 That was a bit intense, but, no, 835 00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:41,080 you met up with him because of this. 836 00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:45,279 For the tape, I have just shown the suspect 837 00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:49,039 the logbook from Eddie's safe for her Range Rover. 838 00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:52,279 He had my logbook because he had repaired my car. 839 00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:55,439 The car you drove into a wall in your protest 840 00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:59,279 against holiday lets, your national crusade. 841 00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:02,039 I don't want to resort to sound bites, 842 00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:08,039 but, yes, I really felt the hand of history on that wheel. 843 00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:11,359 That's not how the neighbour's Ring doorbell would describe it. 844 00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:12,679 I looked. 845 00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:15,039 You were doing your mascara and veered off the road. 846 00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:18,999 Well, uh, whether that's true or not, 847 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,440 I don't see what that's got to do with my logbook. 848 00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,759 You'd do anything for Wales, wouldn't you? 849 00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:27,479 Except live in it. 850 00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:29,919 Right here, under the address. 851 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:31,600 You live in London. 852 00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:39,279 I know - it's not a crime living in London. 853 00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:42,119 - A pint costs £9. - That is a crime. 854 00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:46,279 But it's a bad look, isn't it, for a Member of the Senedd? 855 00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:48,799 All that banging on about how much you love Wales, 856 00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:52,119 but you can't bear to live in your own constituency. 857 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:54,240 I love my constituency. 858 00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:57,399 But I also really love 859 00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,679 being able to go and see Hamilton midweek. 860 00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:04,319 I like sushi, experimental theatre, getting in a taxi 861 00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:06,359 with a driver who doesn't know about my cystitis 862 00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:07,959 because his mam works the desk. 863 00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:09,559 That is actually quite fair. 864 00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:13,399 And like I said, it's... not a crime. 865 00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:15,079 But murder is! 866 00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:16,999 Eddie found out and blackmailed you, 867 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,759 so you silenced him. 868 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:19,920 Let me be clear. 869 00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:22,560 No comment. 870 00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:28,199 Well, I'd love it to be her, 871 00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:29,999 but I just don't think she's our killer. 872 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:34,559 No, no, no. We need to get back to character, motives. 873 00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,999 I think young Liam's the key to this. 874 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:41,679 Why would Eddie go out of his way to get him out of work, as well? 875 00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:44,999 The idea of any benevolence there is too out of character. 876 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,959 Everything Eddie did in the run up to his death 877 00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:50,039 - is out of character, though. - How so? 878 00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:52,959 Moving shifts around at the car showroom, 879 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,959 suddenly taking an interest in skiing, 880 00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:58,999 transfixed by your naff history film. 881 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,039 "Naff"? 882 00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:02,320 It was unique and innovative. 883 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:07,480 Oh, maybe the fire special effects were of their time, but... 884 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,840 Wait. That's it. 885 00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:14,440 But why? 886 00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,279 HE GIGGLES 887 00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:19,560 I know who did it. 888 00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:29,919 And whilst I don't want to make this about me, 889 00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:33,559 I feel this castle, like myself, 890 00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:38,840 has had its honour restored and can stand proud again. 891 00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:45,320 APPLAUSE - Lovely. - Thank you. 892 00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:55,679 And from one opening, now it's time for closure 893 00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:58,080 on who murdered Eddie Morris. 894 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,159 Wait, are you one of us or one of the feds? 895 00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:03,599 I'm many things to many people, Liam. 896 00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:06,919 Elusive, protean, you might say. 897 00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:11,039 He's a police consultant with a verbal diarrhoea problem. 898 00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:14,839 Now, what do we really know about Eddie Morris? 899 00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:16,559 We know he needed money. 900 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:19,759 Eddie tried to solve his money problems 901 00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:21,839 by blackmailing Angela. 902 00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:24,999 I have already said on the record I didn't pay it. 903 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,479 You weren't banging each other? 904 00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:31,159 - Of course not. I have standards. - What's that supposed to mean? 905 00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:33,439 Now, Eddie was desperate, 906 00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:37,319 then something at the visitor centre gave him an idea - the video. 907 00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:39,559 "The Welsh, having repelled the English, 908 00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:43,319 "had to face an even greater foe - fire!" 909 00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:46,039 - The initial script said "flames". - HE CHUCKLES 910 00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:47,959 So we messed about with it on the day 911 00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:49,799 and we came up with "fire"! Ahem. 912 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,839 It works much better, I think. 913 00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:56,519 The fire gave Eddie the idea of burning down his car showroom. 914 00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:59,399 The insurance pay-out would solve all of his problems. 915 00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,639 Yes, that's why he changed the rotas - 916 00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:03,439 so there'd be no security guard. 917 00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:06,199 Eddie loved his showroom. He'd never burn it down. 918 00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:08,159 Also, he was a real coward. 919 00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:09,600 - - Well, this is true. 920 00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,559 But where better to find a willing criminal 921 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,719 than in a group of criminals... 922 00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:17,360 ...Liam? 923 00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:20,719 There was no interview coaching. 924 00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:23,119 You were planning the job together. 925 00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:24,639 Eddie wanted you to start the fire. 926 00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:27,359 He even bought you a ski mask, 927 00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:30,639 so you wouldn't get caught on CCTV. 928 00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:33,639 But you got cold feet, didn't you? 929 00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,040 Yeah. 930 00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:39,039 I didn't want to do it. 931 00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:40,759 I Googled arson. You can go to prison for ages. 932 00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:43,519 Eddie wouldn't take no for an answer. 933 00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:46,199 Yeah, but I never killed him! I'm not even hard! 934 00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,959 - I like castles! - Oh, you didn't kill Eddie. 935 00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:52,759 Your actions spoke of rehabilitation. 936 00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:54,720 Thanks to the efforts of Polly... 937 00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:56,800 ...who did kill him. 938 00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:00,400 Polly, you didn't... 939 00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:05,319 You overheard the argument, what Eddie had planned. 940 00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:08,799 - - You heard Eddie threatening your favourite, 941 00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:12,759 Liam, your success story, a life turned around. 942 00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:14,639 You tried to have Eddie removed from the group, 943 00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:18,039 but that failed. Then, when Eddie went to make a call 944 00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:21,839 at the top of the castle tower, you saw an opportunity - 945 00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:25,080 end a life to save a life. 946 00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:28,960 - - What choice did you have? 947 00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:33,319 If Eddie got Liam to burn down the showroom, 948 00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:35,160 Liam's life would be over. 949 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:38,319 He dropped his phone. 950 00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:40,639 My guess is, you touched it in the tussle, 951 00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:42,439 so you wiped it for prints. 952 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:45,319 That was your only mistake, really. 953 00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:46,919 You handle all the phones here anyway, 954 00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:48,960 so we wouldn't have questioned your prints on it. 955 00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:54,560 I had to. 956 00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,919 Liam was just like the kids at my school, 957 00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,799 going down the wrong path 958 00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:02,079 because I couldn't do enough to help them. 959 00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:04,519 I had helped Liam! 960 00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:06,439 I'd engaged him in history. 961 00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:08,919 I couldn't let Eddie ruin that! 962 00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:11,519 Well, that's the most tragic bit. 963 00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:15,200 If only you'd got there earlier and heard the phone call. 964 00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:20,319 - What? - Eddie was calling his deputy manager to change the rota back. 965 00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:23,239 He wasn't going to go through with the fire. 966 00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:25,839 No. You're lying! 967 00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:28,199 If only you'd practised what you'd preached, 968 00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:30,159 then everything would be OK. 969 00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:33,719 You do have a rehabilitative effect on people, 970 00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:35,799 like Warren here. 971 00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,719 Hello, mate. 972 00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:39,559 You broke open the drawer. 973 00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:42,640 You might want to give it to her before it's too late. 974 00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:47,199 It-It was an accident. Uh, I sat on it. 975 00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:52,240 Yes, and fixed it using the Japanese art of kintsugi. 976 00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:56,039 It was the smell on the gloves that gave you away. 977 00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:58,879 The glue-hardener used in the delicate repair 978 00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:02,359 gives off a pungent, sulphurous smell. 979 00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:05,079 Fishy-farty, for the uninitiated. 980 00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:07,039 I did a workshop in it and, you know, 981 00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:09,159 quite liked the theme - 982 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:12,039 enhancing broken things and giving them a new life. 983 00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:13,360 It was... 984 00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:16,719 Has anyone got a problem with that? 985 00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:18,159 - No! - No. 986 00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:21,559 Polly Trevor, I'm arresting you for the murder of Eddie Morris. 987 00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:24,159 - You do not have to... - Can I take my mug with me? 988 00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:25,920 Knock yourself out, babe. 989 00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:29,039 You do not have to say anything, 990 00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:30,879 but it may harm your defence if you do not mention 991 00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:32,479 when questioned something which you later rely on... 992 00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:33,839 Yeah. 993 00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:35,959 Oh, for God's sake! 994 00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:37,720 Just look over here. 995 00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:41,319 Yeah, and just a slight smile. 996 00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:42,880 Oh, that's really nice. 997 00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:47,879 I feel sorry for her in a way. 998 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:49,479 If she'd just talked to Eddie... 999 00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:51,079 JOHN SWALLOWS 1000 00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:53,359 She'd already made her mind up, trapped in her own prejudice, 1001 00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:56,719 convinced he was incapable of change or redemption. 1002 00:42:56,720 --> 00:42:58,919 Now, that sort of thing can blind people. 1003 00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:03,919 Yeah, well, sometimes people deserve another chance. 1004 00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:07,239 That's why I've invited someone along. 1005 00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:09,359 It was this, or push you off a castle tower. 1006 00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:11,399 Don't make me regret my choice. 1007 00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:13,679 SHE SIGHS Oh! 1008 00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:16,039 - Mam. - Janie! 1009 00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:19,520 I'll go and get some cinnamon buns, give you two a moment. 1010 00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:25,879 Fi'n sori. I was... 1011 00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,399 I was childish, and you're a grown woman. 1012 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,599 You're allowed to see whoever you like. 1013 00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:32,559 - Oh, love. - Yeah. 1014 00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:35,079 And... And I was thinking maybe tonight, 1015 00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,119 you know, if it's all right, 1016 00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:38,959 I could come over for dinner. 1017 00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:40,239 Shepherd's pie. 1018 00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:42,119 Oh, I'd like that! 1019 00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:43,559 And I'm free tonight. 1020 00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:45,679 - You and John don't have plans? - No! 1021 00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:48,760 - I'm actually going to break up with him. - What? 1022 00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:01,759 And he's so cheery! 1023 00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:04,599 I preferred him when he was grumpy. 1024 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:05,759 JOHN CHUCKLES 1025 00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:07,759 So lovely to see you two chatting again. 1026 00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:09,439 There we are - 1027 00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:12,520 almost the best buns in the cafe. 1028 00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:15,519 Uh... Oi, is that the time? 1029 00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:17,239 I've... I've got to go. 1030 00:44:17,240 --> 00:44:18,480 Ta-ta! 1031 00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:21,360 That was weird! 1032 00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,880 - John... - Hmm? 1033 00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:33,720 INAUDIBLE